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President Barack Obama said in Turkey : “We do not consider ourselves  a Christian nation or a Jewish nation or a Muslim nation. We consider ourselves a nation of citizens who are bound by ideals and a set of  values.”

 

 

Do you know the Preamble for your state?  

  Be sure to read the message at the bottom!

  

Alabama 1901, Preamble

We the people of the State of Alabama , invoking the favor and guidance

of Almighty God, do ordain and establish the following Constitution.

 

Alaska 1956, Preamble We, the people of Alaska , grateful to God and to

those who founded our nation and pioneered this great land.

 

Arizona 1911, Preamble We, the people of the State of Arizona , grateful

to Almighty God for our liberties, do ordain this Constitution.

 

Arkansas 1874, Preamble We, the people of the State of Arkansas ,

grateful to Almighty God for the privilege of choosing our own form of

government.

 

California 1879, Preamble We, the People of the State of California ,

grateful to Almighty God for our freedom.

 

Colorado 1876, Preamble We, the people of Colorado , with profound

reverence for the Supreme Ruler of Universe.

 

Connecticut 1818, Preamble. The People of Connecticut, acknowledging

with gratitude the good Providence of God in  permitting them to enjoy.

 

Delaware 1897, Preamble Through Divine Goodness all men have, by nature,

the rights of worshipping and serving their Creator according to the

dictates of their consciences…

 

Florida 1885, Preamble We, the people of the State of Florida , grateful

to Almighty God for our constitutional liberty, establish this

Constitution…

 

Georgia 1777, Preamble We, the people of Georgia , relying upon

protection and guidance of Almighty God, do ordain and establish this

Constitution…

 

Hawaii 1959, Preamble We , the people of Hawaii , Grateful for Divine

Guidance … Establish this Constitution.

 

Idaho 1889, Preamble We, the people of the State of Idaho , grateful to

Almighty God for our freedom, to secure its blessings.

 

Illinois 1870, Preamble We, the people of the State of Illinois,

grateful to Almighty God for the civil , political and religious liberty

which He hath so long permitted us to enjoy and looking to Him for a

blessing on our endeavors.

 

Indiana 1851, Preamble We, the People of the State of Indiana , grateful

to Almighty God for the free exercise of the right to choose our form of

government.

 

Iowa 1857, Preamble We, the People of the St ate of Iowa , grateful to

the Supreme Being for the blessings hitherto enjoyed, and feeling our

dependence on Him for a continuation of these blessings, establish this

Constitution.

 

Kansas 1859, Preamble We, the people of Kansas , grateful to Almighty

God for our civil and religious privileges establish this Constitution.

 

Kentucky 1891, Preamble.. We, the people of the Commonwealth are

grateful to Almighty God for the civil, political and religious liberties..

Louisiana 1921, Preamble We, the people of the State of Louisiana ,

grateful to Almighty God for the civil, political and religious

liberties we enjoy.

 

Maine 1820, Preamble We the People of Maine acknowledging with grateful

hearts the goodness of the Sovereign Ruler of the Universe in affording

us an opportunity .. And imploring His aid and direction.

 

Maryland 1776, Preamble We, the people of the state of Maryland ,

grateful to Almighty God for our civil and religious liberty…

 

Massachusetts 1780, Preamble We…the people of Massachusetts,

acknowledging with grateful hearts, the goodness of the Great Legislator

of the Universe In the course of His Providence, an opportunity and

devoutly imploring His direction 

 

  1. We, the people of the State of Michigan ,

grateful to Almighty God for the blessings of freedom, establish this

Constitution.

 

Minnesota, 1857, Preamble We, the people of the State of Minnesota,

grateful to God for our civil and religious liberty, and desiring to

perpetuate its blessings:

 

Mississippi 1890, Preamble We, the people of Mississippi in convention

assembled, grateful to Almighty God, and invoking His blessing on our work.

 

Missouri 1845, Preamble We, the people of Missouri , with profound

reverence for the Supreme Ruler of the Universe, and grateful for His

goodness . Establish this Constitution…

 

Montana 1889, Preamble. We, the people of Montana , grateful to Almighty

God for the blessings of liberty establish this Constitution …

 

Nebraska 1875, Preamble We, the people, grateful to Almighty God for our

freedom . Establish this Constitution.

 

Nevada 1864, Preamble We the people of the State of Nevada , grateful to

Almighty God for our freedom, establish this Constitution…

 

New Hampshire 1792, Part I. Art. I. Sec. V Every individual has a

natural and unalienable right to worship God according to the dictates

of his own conscience.

 

New Jersey 1844, Preamble We, the people of the State of New Jersey,

grateful to Almighty God for civil and religious liberty which He hath

so long permitted us to enjoy, and looking to Him for a blessing on our

endeavors.

 

New Mexico 1911, Preamble We, the People of New Mexico, grateful to

Almighty God for the blessings of liberty..

 

New York 1846, Preamble We, the people of the State of New York ,

grateful to Almighty God for our freedom, in order to secure its blessings.

 

 North Carolina 1868, Preamble We the people of the State of North

Carolina, grateful to Almighty God, the Sovereign Ruler of Nations, for

our civil, political, and religious liberties, and acknowledging our

dependence upon Him for the continuance of those…

 

North Dakota 1889, Preamble We , the people of North Dakota , grateful

to Almighty God for the blessings of civil and religious liberty, do

ordain…

 

Ohio 1852, Preamble We the people of the state of Ohio , grateful to

Almighty God for our freedom, to secure its blessings and to promote our

common.

 

Oklahoma 1907, Preamble Invoking the guidance of Almighty God, in order

to secure and perpetuate the blessings of liberty, establish this

 

Oregon 1857, Bill of Rights, Article I Section 2. All men shall be

secure in the Natural right, to worship Almighty God according to the

dictates of their consciences

 

Pennsylvania 1776, Preamble We, the people of Pennsylvania, grateful to

Almighty God for the blessings of civil and religious liberty, and

humbly invoking His guidance….

 

Rhode Island 1842, Preamble. We the People of the State of Rhode Island

grateful to Almighty God for the civil and religious liberty which He

hath so long permitted us to enjoy, and looking to Him for a blessing…

 

South Carolina , 1778, Preamble We, the people of he State of South

Carolina grateful to God for our liberties, do ordain and establish this

Constitution.

 

South Dakota 1889, Preamble We, the people of South Dakota , grateful to

Almighty God for our civil and religious liberties …

 

Tennessee 1796, Art. XI..III. That all men have a natural and

indefeasible right to worship Almighty God according to the dictates of

their conscience…

 

Texas 1845, Preamble We the People of the Republic of Texas ,

acknowledging, with gratitude, the grace and beneficence of God.

Utah 1896, Preamble Grateful to Almighty God for life and liberty, we

establish this Constitution.

 

Vermont 1777, Preamble Whereas all government ought to enable the

individuals who compose it to enjoy their natural rights, and other

blessings which the Author of Existence has bestowed on man ..

 

Virginia 1776, Bill of Rights, XVI Religion, or the Duty which we owe

our Creator can be directed only by Reason and that it is the mutual

duty of all to practice Christian Forbearance, Love and Charity towards

each other

 

Washington 1889, Preamble We the People of the State of Washington,

grateful to the Supreme Ruler of the Universe for our liberties, do

ordain this Constitution

 

West Virginia 1872, Preamble Since through Divine Providence we enjoy

the blessings of civil, political and religious liberty, we, the people

of West Virginia reaffirm our faith in and constant reliance upon God ….

 

Wisconsin 1848, Preamble We, the people of Wisconsin, grateful to

Almighty God for our freedom, domestic tranquility…

 

Wyoming 1890, Preamble We, the people of the State of Wyoming , grateful

to God for our civil, political, and religious liberties, establish this

Constitution…

  

  

After reviewing acknowledgments of God from all 50 state constitutions, one is faced with the prospect that maybe, the ACLU and the out-of-control federal courts are wrong!

 

   If you found this to be ‘Food for thought’ send to as many as you think will be enlightened as I

  1. hope you were..   

  

(Please note that at no time is anyone told that they MUST worship God.)

  

  

  

  

GOD BLESS AMERICA

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There is an old joke that if you asked Congress to design a mouse, you would get an elephant. But that pales in comparison to what would happen if you asked Obama to slim down the budget:

http://cuteoverload.com/2009/04/17/i-shall-call-him-mini-blorp/#comment-326966

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Called on the Carpet because words matter.

Big Guy just called Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano into his office and really chewed her out. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him this mad … ever.

What set him off was a speech Napolitano gave where she referred to terrorist attacks as “man-caused disasters”, and her insistence to the media that going forward this term is what will be used by the Obama Administration to avoid playing the politics of fear.

I’ve never been so proud of Big Guy than when he laid into Janet, telling her “man-caused disasters” was unacceptable under any circumstances. Going forward, we’ll be using “individual-caused disaster” to ensure we fulfill our pledge to our fellow citizens of the world that we will be a gender-neutral Administration.

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Only in America ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


Only in America …..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


Only in America …..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


Only in America …..do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


Only in America ……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


Only in America …….do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


EVER WONDER …


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?


Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?




Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?




Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?




Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Blagojevich wanted Oprah as Senator!  Then she could broadcast the Oprah Winfrey show live on Cspan! That would be a stupendous improvement over the dogturds, idiots and morons in the House and Senate that now render most of Cspan unwatchable.

Oprah could have congressmen and senators on as her guests and the audience could ask them questions, such as “How did a moron like you get in the Senate?”

Answer: “Girlie, you have the civics IQ of a moron. Everybody else in the world understands that only morons are allowed into the House and Senate. Then we pick the moron who can tell the most lies ina 20 minute speech without laughing, and we make him President of the USA. Grow up girlie.”

And Oprah would comment with her standard facial expression of awe that she expresses at even the worst guests: “Wow! I had no idea the Senate was that complicated! Do you have to go to school for that?”

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Nobody is eveer going to know the truth about why one Illinois politician who shared a bagman with another Illinois fellow Democrat suddenly turned on him, but Nacy Goldfarb sure has some interesting theories at her excellent blog http://ngoldfarb.wordpress.com

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Talk about using the fox to guard the chickens! This is humorous, the biggest joke ever on the taxpayers.

Sen. Chris Dodd has been in charge of overseeing Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac and the banking system forever. As such he tops the list of government officials getting the loot.

Sen. Dodd is the only Senator who received more Fannie Mae money than Barack Obama, who not by accident, shares Sen. Dodd’s responsibility for overseeing the nation’s financial system.

No wonder Obama wanted to stay out of town while the swindle of a lifetime is being perpetrated on us poor suckers, the taxpayers. He didn’t want the odor to rub off on his Presidential campaign, but the bastard without morals, ethics or compassion is willing to let his good buddies do this crime to us.

He wanted to hide in Florida being coached in foreign affairs while ignoring internal affairs that are destroying our future.

Don’t forget in 2005 Obama sided with Chris Dodd and his contributors at Fannie Mae to kill the Fannie Mae reform legislation proposed by John McCain, and Obama and Dodd are both on the record having voted against McCain’s 2005 reform. 

Just another example of Obama talking change, but in reality supporting the continuation of the good old boys system of corruption. Do not forget Obama was second only to Dodd in cash taken from Fannie mae. Scumbag.

Sen. Dodd is going to enrich all his contributors over his entire career in this, his final act of monumental corruption. Where is CNN bias on this crime of the century. No, the crime of the millenium.

Call every lawmaker you can find a phone, fax or email for, and tell them to kill the bailout.

more on Obama’s failure to help save America at http://ngoldfarb.wordpress.com

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