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Blagojevich wanted Oprah as Senator!  Then she could broadcast the Oprah Winfrey show live on Cspan! That would be a stupendous improvement over the dogturds, idiots and morons in the House and Senate that now render most of Cspan unwatchable.

Oprah could have congressmen and senators on as her guests and the audience could ask them questions, such as “How did a moron like you get in the Senate?”

Answer: “Girlie, you have the civics IQ of a moron. Everybody else in the world understands that only morons are allowed into the House and Senate. Then we pick the moron who can tell the most lies ina 20 minute speech without laughing, and we make him President of the USA. Grow up girlie.”

And Oprah would comment with her standard facial expression of awe that she expresses at even the worst guests: “Wow! I had no idea the Senate was that complicated! Do you have to go to school for that?”

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